Yet somehow, we still have homemade tacos at home at least two or three times a month.
And I wanted to make it Zero Waste.
My criteria for homemade taco seasoning were:
1. Had to be made with ingredients I usually have in my spice rack. Alton Brown didn't make the cut because of some hot spiced paprika.
2. All the spices needed to be available in bulk.
3. No perishable ingredients either. So no fresh jalapenos.
4. And speaking of that, no heat. Kid-friendly, please.
5. And, like mac n cheese, it needed to resemble the stuff I grew up with. McCormicks Taco Seasoning is so salty, it guarantees, if prepared as directed, you'll wake up middle of the night, parched and willing to drink toilet water if it will quench your sodium-saturated state. It is de-lish.
Here's how I (sort-of) found a replacement:
I picked three online recipes.
They all used chili power, paprika and garlic powder. Some called for cumin, onion powder, crushed red peppers or oregano. I was secretly rooting for the center pic there, with only four ingredients. I also made one container of the original stuff, just to see how the homemade mixes compared.
Then I did some fuzzy math for 1/4 pound of meat. With a crayon.
|The baker in me did NOT appreciate these loose measurements.|
|Yes, my hair is always this messy and yes, I go into public like this. Routinely.|
I still like the store-bought seasoning.
But Sample I, the one with the most ingredients, was a close enough second.
And you know what I think the secret ingredient was?
It was the only one that used salt.
Here's the link, and I actually cut the salt and pepper flakes in half. After you brown a pound of meat, add between one and two tablespoons of your mixture, 3/4 cup of water, and simmer for five to ten minutes.
And...when I was done...I just dumped them all into one container and shook it up.
And while I stood there and washed all those dishes from our little experiment, I couldn't help wondering if I should have Called Taco Sal...*
*This is a (bad) linguistic/Breaking Bad/Albuquerque joke.